Brought to you by third person Facebook Statuses. We officially petition to rename “Geriatric Millennials” to “Grizzled Millennials,” and then we name our favorite 90s TV dads. Bootleg Cameo is next (Urkel + Olmec) and then B Mo chats about his upcoming plans to relive his middle school days with his guy friends. We finish it off with Weirdness of the Week and admit to pooping our pants.
Your hosts: The Millennial Prince (B Mo the Prince of Tik Tok fame) and The Badass Chick (radio’s Loren Raye) chat about life, liberty and the pursuit of the 90s. Follow us on social! @bmotheprince + @lorenraye
We officially petition to rename “Geriatric Millennials” to “Grizzled Millennials,” and then we name our favorite 90s TV dads. Bootleg Cameo is next (Urkel + Olmec) and then B Mo chats about his upcoming plans to relive his middle school days with his guy friends. We finish it off with Weirdness of the Week and admit to pooping our pants.
PODCAST EPISODE SUMMARY
-Grizzled Millennials
-Favorite 90s TV dads
-Bootleg Cameo (Urkel + Olmec)
-B Mo’s plans to relive his middle school days
-Weirdness of the Week
QUOTABLES:
"I feel like every time I see a fat black cop, I'm like, CARL! WINSLOW!" - B Mo the Prince
“There’s something so satisfying about watching people wipe the F out willingly on television” -Loren Raye
“If someone just left those on the floor, that means they definitely pooped themselves.” -B Mo the Prince
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Intro/Theme (00:00):
Nonsense and nostalgia with B Mo the prince. Some mom brought her daughter over to me at a restaurant and she was like, I don't know who you are. But my daughter said, you're the millennial guy and Loren Ray, a cool mom. What does that, not me. I just record audio in the closet. And I never showered brought to you by Facebook memories because we're never going to let you forget about those third-person Facebook status updates from 2008,
B Mo (00:34):
uh, Facebook memories, all the Facebook memories from last year, a trash though. I want to throw all of them out, delete every single one.
New Speaker (00:34):
I delete A lot that show up that I'd be like, those could get me in trouble. That's a good thought long time ago.
B Mo (00:43):
Welcome to nonsense and nostalgia where the millennial prince and the bad-ass chick. Talk about life, Liberty and the pursuit of the nineties. Hello?
Loren (00:52):
Hi. How are you? I'm dancing. I don't know why.
B Mo (00:57):
Hey, Listen. If the vibe is right, just break
Speaker 4 (01:00):
It down, break it down.
B Mo (01:02):
So, uh, I'm not as happy because there is a new term in town that I thoroughly do not enjoy.
Loren (01:13):
Is it the choo choo, geeky or chewy? What is that? Don't know. Don't know what you're talking about. All right, well, we'll follow up on that one. Oh, what are you talking about? Yeah, I'm
B Mo (01:22):
Talking about the new term for millennials, which I don't know where it came from. I don't know who decided it, but apparently now older millennials, like I think it's like 34 or 35 plus are considered geriatric millennials.
Loren (01:40):
Is this a real thing? Yes.
B Mo (01:42):
Yes. First it was elder millennials, which is fine. Like you're the elder of this generation fund,
Loren (01:48):
Whatever. It's a funny thing. Wisdom. And your status.
B Mo (01:52):
Geriatric millennial sounds like we're all broken down and on walk with walkers and
Loren (01:57):
Well speak for yourself. B Mo because I'm in physical therapy for my shoulder and I hurt my knee the other day and just bought myself some new running shoes. So maybe the right dude that is really, you couldn't think of a better name than geriatric. They do that for women with pregnancies. When you get pregnant over 35, it's considered a geriatric pregnancy, which is clearly what I'm going to be in. If I have another baby. And it's like, who are you calling old?
B Mo (02:26):
Wow. Yeah. But anyway, wow. We need to fix this aggressive language. I do not like geriatric. I don't like, just let us be what we are like if we're geriatric, what does that make? Gen X? What does that make boomers like? Can't
Loren (02:41):
They call us like original. We are the original I'm checking the source right now for alternative words that we could use.
B Mo (02:51):
This is brilliant. See we're we're here to help people is what we're doing. Yeah. Thanks. I respect that. Cause geriatric that ain't it period like that. Ain't it.
Loren (03:02):
I gotta be honest. These are not good. Uh, uh, aged over the hill. Elderly, um, senile, no spring chicken eat advanced years. Oh, oh, oh. Oh. I found the one that I want to use. I hear by demand that we go by grizzled millennials. Grizzled is good. That's a good one. That's like, yeah, we've been through it. That
B Mo (03:31):
Sounds like we're like, hardos that sounds like we're bad asses. Well, we are,
Loren (03:34):
We've been through a lot of S-y history if I may say so myself,
B Mo (03:39):
That is the truth. That is the God's truth. We are grizzled.
Loren (03:44):
Exactly grizzled. That's what I'm going to do. Anytime someone says geriatric, your geriatric money. I'm like, no, I'm a grizzled. Millennial fight me. Hell yes.
B Mo (03:52):
Oh, I am heavy, heavy on this wave. All of, I hope everyone understands right now. All of my content from here on out, millennials will be grizzled millennials. The older ones will be the grizzled millennials. Cause like we're on what? Our second, uh, financial crisis or whatever, like, come On. This is, it's not fair.
Loren (04:15):
We couldn't get jobs When we graduated. And now we're all out of jobs again, which is so messed up. We've lived through nine 11, the Boston marathon bombing, uh, the war in Iraq there we've been through so much already preach each anyway. So
B Mo (04:34):
We are not geriatric people. We are just grizzled and tough.
Loren (04:39):
And then you got it. You got to go. Ooh.
B Mo (04:43):
Yeah. Say what's your chest grizzled. All right. So as long as we're clear on this elder or geriatric and elder is retired. Yes, we are grizzled. VN done. Everyone accepted, start telling your friends, spread the word now moving right along. Speaking of some old folks, I want to talk about some dads, you know, some good dads, some, some dads that warm the heart and those are our best nineties dads. Oh. So three of my favorite nineties dads that literally I can see them anytime and just be like, Aw Man, I feel good. I feel Good. Yeah. Is Carl Winslow the best? I feel like every time I see a fat black cop, I'm like, oh, I'm like, I'm sorry. I shouldn't, I shouldn't do this to you. You didn't ask for that. Oh my God. Oh, like I run up to who else? Anyway? Uh, also Danny Tanner. Oh yeah, of course. Super weirdo. But you gotta love him.
Loren (05:53):
I ran into Danny Tanner. Uh, if you will, uh, at the radio, he was in the kitchen and I wasn't looking right. And I literally, I like turn around and I look up and I'm like, oh my God, it's Michelle's dad. Like, it was so weird. And I was like, Hey, I love you. You're great. You were like my dad growing up. But I had a dad thankfully, but I just saying, you were kind of like another dad. All right. Great to meet you. Bye.
B Mo (06:19):
And knowing Bob Saget, he probably was like, wow, that was, yeah. Well like the
Loren (06:24):
Real Bob Saget, his stand up is dirty.
B Mo (06:28):
Yes. Like when I grew up and heard some of the things that Bob Saget says, yeah. I was like, yeah, you know, you are not the guy. I thought you were. Nope. You were Mr. Clean. You were all about, you know, keeping the house in order. You were super dad. And then you were giving me all of America's funniest home videos, just laughing it up and all about families. And then all of a sudden you are
Loren (06:53):
Yeah. On entourage too, but good for him, man. He can do it all. Love it. And he's not pigeonholed. Um, any other dads that you loved? I'm trying to think of what
B Mo (07:00):
Else this is. This is my number one. Without a doubt. No questions asked. Number one. Dad of the nineties who made me feel the most feels is the one, the only James Avery, uncle Phil.
Loren (07:18):
RIP..
B Mo (07:21):
I watched the fresh prince, a reunion on HBO and wept like a baby when they talked about uncle Phil, because like behind the scenes, he also was legitimately like a dad to all of them. And we all know the iconic scene where will, is arguing about his dad and yells at his dad and hugs, uncle Phil and everyone. I dare you. If you don't cry, when you see that you don't have a soul, you do not have a soul. Like you are straight from like the depths of hell, because it is the most emotional thing. And when will talks about it, he says, how in the moment James sort of like pulled that out of him. And then when he hugged him, as they were like crying, he whispered in his ear and he was like, now that's Acting. Oh. So even like, even in the moment he coached him up. So he was actually being a real world, dad to him while being like a, you know what I mean? In the scene? Yeah. So it's like so cool. He is the ish and that's it that like, he is my dad of all dads. So
Loren (08:35):
A few nineties dads that I was really in love with. Not in love, in a weird way. Just, I really liked them. Uh, I always watched Tim, the tool, man, Taylor and I always watched Alan Matthews on boy meets world. But here's my thing. I contend that Alan Matthews is the best TV of all time. And I say that because he was a great dad, but he was also a super hot husband. Right. So
B Mo (09:09):
That does count for something because I love uncle Phil, but he was not the sexiest man alive. He was like suave, but not sexy. Right,
Loren (09:17):
Right, right. Right. And I don't know. I mean, I think he was good to aunt Viv. I'm pretty sure from what I can remember. Right. But like, I just remember, oh yeah. Look at me, aunt an aunt switching back and forth. How, how well it together, Loren. Um, anyway, anyway, those were my favorites.
B Mo (09:36):
All right. Well those are the nineties dads and now we will become nineties icons to do bootleg cameo. Now I will, uh, let you go first and speaking, doubling back to my man, Carl Winslow. I would like you to do your shout out as Urkel.
Loren (09:54):
Oh man. Okay. I knew this was coming one day. Thank you so much for sending me your DMS and Kaylee bird that really struck a nerve for her about the Scholastic book. Fair and mama is at three chickadees. Thank you so much for reaching out. Did I do
B Mo (10:20):
Also shout out to the real guy? I forget his name. Who played Urkel. Who now is um, Stefan, baby. Yeah. I think the weirdest thing, I think the it's weird. It's funny. It's hilarious. It's awesome that he's now making weed with Snoop dog.
Loren (10:40):
Is he really? I didn't know that.
B Mo (10:41):
Yeah. And it's called purple Urkel. Purple Urkel. Fantastical. I'm so excited for it moving right along. Who am I?
Loren (10:50):
Oh, you are going to be at the suggestion of triple T mama who sent me a DM. Uh, because they just brought back and you need to apply for this please. Legends of the hidden temple for millennials. Oh my God. Yes. I need you to be Olmec.
B Mo (11:07):
Oh, what was that? The big dude. He faces stone face. Yeah. I don't know why I said big dude. He was literally just a face.
Loren (11:15):
He was big. It was a big face. Okay.
B Mo (11:18):
I would like, I would like to, I feel like I'm not, I'm not in it enough. Okay. I would like to thank everyone that jumped in my D Ms and told me all about Bookit again, after listening to our last episode, shocked is what they were when they heard that I had not known what it was just for all those folks. I now know. Thank you for the messages. Amazing. That was a good one. I liked it. Uh, I can't, I am thrilled, thrilled that they're bringing it back even more thrilled. It's for adults.
Loren (12:03):
Yeah. Yeah. A hundred percent. Agreed. Agreed, man. Did you ever watch the floor is lava on Netflix? I
B Mo (12:09):
Did not. I considered it, but I never really delved in.
Loren (12:13):
It reminds me of sort of it's like the adult version of what you used to play when you were a kid and it was wacky and ridiculous, but I loved it. And it's, there's something so satisfying about watching people wipe out willingly on television because you know, what's going to happen. Like, you know, it's one thing to laugh at someone that wipes out when they didn't volunteer for it. But like when you volunteered for it, I am allowed to make fun of you as much as I want.
B Mo (12:41):
It's like, it's outrageous. I don't know Any who's. Yeah, that Was a good, I liked that boot, like cameo. We did pretty good there. I agree
Loren (12:50):
With you. Yeah. Way better than last week. Yeah.
B Mo (12:53):
Oh God. Anyway. So here's the thing that I'm going to be doing this weekend for the first time in probably like, I don't know, maybe like 10 years outside of a wedding. All of the guys from school from high school are getting together, coming to my house. We're starting early in the morning. My first friends coming up, he was like, I'm going to be here at seven 30, making, making breakfast, making mimosas. And we're just going to have a day and do all this. We used to do in like grade school, in high school. This is so fun. I went to, um, the mall near that's near my house. It's like a, a cheaper mall and kind of like, you can find some weird stuff there. And I walked into one store, they had an old PS two and we used to my me and my friends used to always have these Madden. Tournament's like Madden football, video game tournaments. And so I was like, if I get a PS two, can we have a Madden tournament? They were like, we have to have a mountain. And like, we're going to go down to the, like the basketball court that's nearby. And we're, none of us are in condition to have a good basketball game, but we're going to have one where we're going to try. And I even might wait to get the PS two till, uh, that Saturday when we have this thing, because we used to always just go to the mall and buy dumb games, love it. So we might just, you know, get together, have some mimosas, then go to the mall, walk around and buy some dumb stuff.
Loren (14:23):
Are you going to play hacky sack? Did you ever do that in middle school? I didn't have the coordination now, but I just remember all the dudes would be like, yeah, yeah. I hated them. I hated them so much. Cause
B Mo (14:36):
I was, I would kick it like twice and then like, I'd snapped something. I just, I couldn't do it. I wasn't coordinated for that. Not
Loren (14:43):
Built, but I think
B Mo (14:45):
Everyone needs to, at some point, if you can get your crew together and just go back, live the old stuff as now. And it, I, I assure you, it's probably going to feel pretty good. That's awesome. And let everyone know. Yes,
Loren (14:59):
Please do. I'm happy for you,
B Mo (15:01):
But I think it's going to be a good time. So what I want to know is what ideas do you have for such an event? What are some nineties or like not necessarily nineties, but nineties, early two thousands. Things that in high school grade school we should be.
Loren (15:15):
Yeah. So you definitely need to be drinking surge and don't come at me about surge. I loved surge and people will be like, ah, that's gross. I'm like, no, you're just not honest. Okay. Such a fan of surge. Um, also you need to make sure that you are wearing your t-shirts your long sleeve. T-shirts from Abercrombie and Fitch that say down the arm, Abercrombie and Fitch. Yeah, absolutely.
B Mo (15:45):
That you know what I might do. I might so Statement. I have, I stole my, uh, high school, uh, basketball Jersey. Yeah. From my senior year. I might just wear that the whole day. You should. That's hilarious. I might just wear that the entire day.
Loren (15:59):
That's amazing. Oh man. Did you have like one shirt that you always wore at that age?
B Mo (16:05):
Oh my God. Every year was a different one. I always had one.
Loren (16:09):
I Had, and I guarantee you, my mom is going to listen to this and I'm going to get a text from her as soon as she hears this. But I had this Ralph Lauren like light blue, long sleeve shirt that had Ralph Lauren written on the top in, in dark blue. I wore that everywhere. And there were so Many times where my mom was like, don't you want to get rid of this? And I'm like, now it's comfortable. Thanks. Anyway. Yeah.
B Mo (16:34):
That's funny. So I, the one I remember most was there was a, a, there was a fat farm, uh, shirt, fat that I used to wear all the time in high school. Yeah. Fat farm. It was like P with a pH because we were keeping cool. And it was massive. Like I was that kid that I probably, I have a picture I'll probably I'll try and post it again. If I can find it, it was it's me and the fat farm t-shirt that's way too big. And it's, I had a giant Rockoware belt buckles and, and giant jorts with air forces. And I wore this exact outfit. The day we were taking pictures for what are those things that they give at the end of the school year for the yearbook? Like.
Loren (17:24):
Superlatives? Were you most talkative? I was,
B Mo (17:28):
it was no, I was not, I wasn't. Big surprise. Yeah. Yeah. We, who are You? I got, I got four, but you were only allowed to, so I, I ended up with a best duo because like our grade for whatever had like lots of best friend duos that were like super Sarah Iconic does. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
That was us name. A better duo. So I won best duo and uh, best all around.
Loren (18:00):
Oh, best. All around. That's a, that's a serious accomplishment B Mo.
B Mo (18:04):
The big one. So I was, I was strutting my stuff in this exact outfit in the moment I was like, this screams best all around today. I'm like that screams hat. Yeah.
Loren (18:16):
Jorts are never a good thing. Just pro tip. That's I'm not, I don't even like fashion. I'm not even a fashionista. And I just know Jorts are terrible. Yeah. Joe jorts. Not it, not it.
B Mo (18:28):
So aside from me being a weirdo in high school, uh, our weirdo or weirdness of the week, because I don't actually know who this person is. Um, it's kind of gross. And again, it's me going back to the freaking gym and I walk into the locker room, whatever. And I go to my normal spot to go hop to my locker. And there's like a big towel on the ground. And I was like, ah, who've left their towel clean up after herself. And as I stepped over it, I noticed there were some tidy whities laying next to him, Chock full of skid Macs. Like you can't say skid marks. It's [inaudible] Skid max. And I was like, this is nasty. And the most suspect part of it is if someone just left those on the floor, that means they definitely pooped themselves. Like it wasn't.
Loren (19:26):
Yes, you're right. They were just like, I must leave. But you got to throw them in the trash.
B Mo (19:31):
Yeah. Like throw him out, bro. Like, why are you leaving that to showcase to the rest of the world? Have
Loren (19:36):
You ever pooped your pants? Have
B Mo (19:38):
I ever, oh, have I ever, have I ever even talk about this? I feel like we should. I feel like now it's required. You brought it up. Now we Gotta go.
B Mo (19:49):
So I, I did, when I was a kid, it was that weird age where I shouldn't be proving myself, but
Loren (19:56):
Was there ever an age where you should be? But anyway,
B Mo (19:58):
That's true. Um, so my sister and her friend were like watching me as everyone else went to a wedding and we were at this hotel and they let me go swimming in the pool. And I literally like drank probably three gallons of chlorine. And so me and my grandfather went on a walk later and I was in jorts and we were walking and then I was too scared to be like, I really got to poop because he was like all excited showing me, I think we were down the Cape and he was all excited to show me these like cool historic things. And I was just standing there being quiet. And then eventually I was like, oh. And so when we got back to the hotel, I like whispered to my, I was like, mom, I think, I think I had an accident. She was like, what the frig happened? And she was like, why you do this? Why didn't you just say you had to go to the bathroom? I was like, I don't know. I don't know what just happened. I just, I just, can we, can we not tell it? Oh my God.
Loren (20:58):
Do you want me to make you feel better? I do. Mine Happened as an adult 10 years ago. It's the, my first day of a week off from work. I'm getting ready to go to the bar and meet my boyfriend at the time. I'm literally leaving my apartment. And I was like, oops, gotta fart. Guess what But guess what? It turned into a week long stomach bug. Oh no. Did not leave. And it ruined my entire, I got from work kind of gross, but
B Mo (21:33):
That's the worst way to start it too.
Loren (21:35):
Yes, exactly. I know. I know. Anyway,
B Mo (21:43):
listen, if you poop yourself, just throw them out. Yeah. Just throw them out. You don't
Loren (21:45):
Need to have some dignity.
B Mo (21:47):
Don't throw them In the wash. Like they're done. They're cooked. That's it? Their life expectancy is over. They are done.
Loren (21:54):
Pick up whatever Self-respect remains on the floor and just be like, all right, I'm going to throw the rest of this away. So yeah. That's the lesson today. I like it. It's a good one. Take nothing
B Mo (22:06):
Else away from this podcast. Take clean up your skid mocked pooper pants. I don't, I have no segway to say goodbye after that. So just don't poop yourself.
Loren (22:22):
Well, wait, also wait. No. Before we go rate, review, subscribe. Tell your friends, please. I beg we're doing really well with numbers, which is awesome. So tell your friends, just make it even bigger and better for us. Thank you. Thank you.