Brought to you by your local Tamagotchi funeral home. Tiny caskets, big respect. We bring back some of our favorite marketing jingles (Bagel Bites, HELLO!), Loren thinks she might be a terrible person, and then we head over to Bootleg Cameo (the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2 + TMNT’s April O’Neil). Loren then admits she’s sharing in-ear headphones with her husband (ewwww) and then we finish up with Weirdness of the Week.
Your hosts: The Millennial Prince (B Mo the Prince of Tik Tok fame) and The Badass Chick (radio’s Loren Raye) chat about life, liberty and the pursuit of the 90s. Follow us on social! @bmotheprince + @lorenraye
We bring back some of our favorite marketing jingles (Bagel Bites, HELLO!), Loren thinks she might be a terrible person, and then we head over to Bootleg Cameo (the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2 + TMNT’s April O’Neil). Loren then admits she’s sharing in-ear headphones with her husband (ewwww) and then we finish up with Weirdness of the Week.
PODCAST EPISODE SUMMARY
-Best marketing jingles
-Is Loren a terrible person?
-Bootleg Cameo (Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2 + TMNT’s April O’Neil )
-Sharing gross stuff with your spouse
-Weirdness of the Week
QUOTABLES:
“I think I’m a terrible person.” -Loren Raye
“BUTTS ON NEILSON!!!” -B Mo the Prince
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Introduction (00:00):
Nonsense and nostalgia with B Mo the Prince. "Some mom brought her daughter over to me at a restaurant and she was like, I don't know who you are. But my daughter said, you're the millennial guy" and Loren Raye, a cool mom. What is that, not me. I just record audio in the closet. And I never shower. Brought to you by your local Tamagotchi funeral home, tiny caskets, big respect,
Loren (00:25):
I had the blue, pink, and yellow Tamagotchi in fifth grade.
B Mo (00:29):
That's right. It took me awhile to get Tamagotchis. I had a lot of giga pets, but all of them, dead. So what else?
Loren (00:34):
Oh well, RIP. Welcome to nonsense and nostalgia where the millennial Prince that is you and the bad-ass chick. That is me. Talk about life, Liberty and the pursuit of the nineties. I'm having a good day. B Mo how about you?
B Mo (00:47):
I'm having a great day. Tony the tiger style.
Loren (00:52):
Ooh. Yeah. Well it's so, okay. So I love that you just brought up Tony the Tiger, because I want to talk about, I do, I want to talk about old brands and some of them still exist today, but like the marketing and stuff around some of those jingles dude, my husband and I drove past a Burlington the other day. And I was like, Burlington coat factory, w'ere more than great coats So first of all, that jingle in and of itself, like I love that, that they were like, you know, we're going to add more than just coats. So what do you guys think we should do? And the marketing team is like, just say we're more than great coats. It's self-explanatory it works though. I can't hate on it.
B Mo (01:32):
It's the jingles though, that really like really stick with you.
Loren (01:37):
pizza bagels.
B Mo (01:38):
Oh, I literally someone tweeted something at me or someone tweeted something that I just saw and it was like, yeah, I had like pizza this morning and I was like pizza in the morning and pizza in the evening and pizza it's up all the time when this is on a bag. Ooh, you can have it like came out of nowhere. And I was like, Oh my God, what ?
Loren (01:58):
And it was deep down inside of us and crawls out.
B Mo (02:01):
So weird. It's so weird.
Loren (02:03):
It's great. And you know what the best part about bagel bites is, you know, the difference. Yeah. But you know the difference between real bagel bites and like the off-brand bagel bites,
B Mo (02:14):
You can tell and like, raise your hand. If you've been personally victimized by a bagel bite. That was too hot. That is, that is me.
Loren (02:24):
Wait the pepperoni, those tiny little chunks of pepperoni were so creepy. When you think about it.
B Mo (02:34):
So glad that you used the term creepy because they really are. It almost felt like they like sprinkled drugs on you like bagel bite.
Loren (02:42):
I know. And you know, what's really sad. This is like, wait, TMI, but this is what we do in this podcast. I'm here to give you all of me. Okay. I, there must be some preservative in cheap pepperoni that I can't eat anymore. And it does not sit well with me and I always forget it. So if I do go to treat myself to a bagel bite and it has pepperoni like that night, I'm going to be woken up in the middle of the night. And I'm like, ah,
B Mo (03:07):
I'm pooping in the morning, pooping in the evening, Pooping at suppertime, She can poop at anytime.
Loren (03:10):
I love it. I also loved, um, beet red. I love this. Um, I also loved Mentos the fresh maker.
B Mo (03:24):
Oh my God. And like the, uh, yeah. And I, I never really jumped into Mentos until like recently. And I was like, you know what? These are, the freshmaker.
Loren (03:33):
They're a great, weird, they're kind of like gum. Yeah.
B Mo (03:37):
Yeah. It's a weird like texture thing, but I mess with Mentos. Oh yeah. Do you remember? Um, uh, Oh, I can't think of it now, but double mint gum. Oh,
Loren (03:48):
Um, Oh yes I do. Why can't I think of the jingle?
B Mo (03:51):
It literally was just in my brain and then exited. And that, that's a perfect example of how these are like, not memories, but they're just there somewhere. Like they just live somewhere and float around and pop up when they feel like it. Like
Loren (04:05):
Chili's baby back ribs was another one, the Chili's baby back ribs.
B Mo (04:12):
I still, I think I still do that. So I'm one of those weird people that anytime someone says a word that if you say it in the inflection of, or even if you just say the word and it's in a song, I will find that lyric and just go into song.
Loren (04:28):
That's why we're friends, my husband and I do it all the time.
B Mo (04:31):
It's impossible not to. And like, Sarah doesn't do it, but like I do it to her all the time and she'll be mid story and say something and I'll go into song and she's just has to sit and wait until I finish the song to continue this tale.
Loren (04:45):
Please let me conclude my performance.
B Mo (04:47):
Yeah, no, thank you. You've been a great audience. Marvelous.
Loren (04:52):
Oh my God. It's so true. I don't know. Just all those things. And they did what they were supposed to do. They stick around forever. They're always in the back of your head. Um, Meow mix was another one. Yeah.
B Mo (05:06):
Oh, the cats singing. Oh God. Oh, they're so funny. So many. And then, um, it's funny because even though this wasn't a real product and I know you didn't watch a ton of the nineties cartoons, but Ren and Stimpy, you know, Ren and Stimpy. Right. I didn't watch a ton of it because my mom didn't want me to. And recently I saw a clip from an old rep Ren and Stimpy episode. And I was like, Oh, this is why she didn't want me watching this. It was like, it was a raunchy. It was a weirdly raunchy, but there was a log commercial on it. And it was like supposed to be a fake toy. And they were like, it's log log. It's big. It's heavy. It's wood. It's log log better than bad. It's good. And I was so mad because it wasn't even a real product, but it is a clearly a jingle that has not left my brain since its inception. Like it is just there forever.
Loren (06:00):
It's amazing. Listen to the marketers y'all are doing your job so good for you. You got it figured out. I think I'm a terrible person. So I I'm just wanting to gauge.
B Mo (06:14):
Whoa. All right. Well, I guess this is the last episode I can't be seen with this. I'm going to get canceled. I got to get out of here.
Loren (06:20):
Left turn. All right. I'm trying to gauge, am I a terrible person? So a guy that I went to high school with posted that his cat has a flea problem. And he said, quote, my booboo has fleas. And I literally said out loud as I'm scrolling Instagram, audibly, I go, I don't care. He's hideous. The cat is hideous. I don't care. I know that's not right. And
B Mo (06:51):
Sometimes the truth is the truth. You know, you just got to,
Loren (06:56):
And like, if my daughter had a lack of compassion like that, for anything, I would have a real, we would be talking, you know, there'll be a sit-down involved. I audibly. It's not even like, I was just like, Oh, okay. Yeah. I don't, I don't really care. It was, I don't care, he's hideous.
B Mo (07:14):
Your booboo looks like booboo. So I don't care. But
Loren (07:18):
What is wrong with me?
B Mo (07:22):
It's the only reason I'm laughing so hard is because like I do stuff like that all the time. Like I do it all the time and it's probably because I don't have kids. That'll be like, look at this beautiful painting from my three-year-old. And it'll be like, just smash of paint on a thing. And I'll be like that. That's garbage. That's Like this stop posting this. I don't need to see this every day. This picture is terrible, but I do stuff like that all the time to people that I see, but I never like say anything. I just keep it to myself.
Loren (07:58):
All right. Okay. So working through this as if we were in a therapy session, I take it that it's okay to have these responses and feelings so long as you're not telling them to the person you can't hurt them then. Right, right. Like that would make us terrible people to be like, Oh, I don't care about your cat because he's gross. Like I didn't say it to the guy's face. I just said it to myself out loud. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
B Mo (08:28):
That's like the, I think it's an episode of Seinfeld where they see the baby and the baby is ugly and everyone looks in the crib and they're like, Oh, that's a cute, that's a cute top. It's cute on that, baby.
Loren (08:40):
It's true. Some babies are, they're not that cute. Some of them looked like a potato when they come out, that's it. Right. Right. But what makes you a terrible person is when you say that to that person, so thank you. I feel better.
B Mo (08:53):
Meet my cat. Booboo. Cat booboo looks like a turd. Why don't you show me this guy?
Loren (09:01):
It just like gets eyes all messed up. Like I know it's not right. It just it's an old cat.
B Mo (09:08):
Well, I actually, now that I think about it now that I'm thinking of it just last night, someone posted a picture of a dog. I think it was last night. And it was, you know how like puppies, when their mouth is open, sometimes can look like they're smiling. This dog looked like that, but the teeth were jacked up. And, and I, in the same exact vein, this is so funny, said out loud to no one, those teeth that jacked, like that dog got Jacked teeth like, wait, is there a dog dentist that can fix this? Cause you messing up
Loren (09:44):
Real talk for just one second. And I mean, this from the bottom of my heart, I've always lived my life like that. I talk to myself, I, I speak out loud. I'm very animated. And I have not found a ton of people in my life who are the same way. And you are that way. And I just like, I live for it because it makes me feel like, okay, I'm not crazy. And or
B Mo (10:08):
You are, and you just found someone who's equally as crazy. Well, we don't know.
Loren (10:13):
I don't know, um, to do a nice thing. We'll move into bootleg cameo where we thank everybody for leaving reviews and kind words and all that good stuff. Um, this week I want you to be the pigeon lady from home alone, the pigeon lady. Oh, come on too. I should say lost in New York.
B Mo (10:31):
Um, uh, I can't remember home alone too.
Loren (10:34):
Oh, Kevin, she's got like a little accent.
B Mo (10:37):
Oh my God. It's so crazy. How I have seen that movie so many times, but not in so long. Yeah. You know, what's one thing this podcast is teaching me right now is I need to watch some of those old movies. There's a ton of them. I've watched. I watched religiously and I just, I need to enjoy them again. That's a realization I just had. I hope all of our audience enjoys this realization and has it too. Let's go back to them and give them the love they deserve. Someone's getting paid royalties. So let's do it. There you go. Anyway. Okay. So she's a little, um, I think she's Scottish or Irish. Oh, Kevin. Alright. Let's try it. Okay. Uh, so, uh, a is Renee, uh, say that, uh, thrilled to have found them considered only giving four stars because of Loren's poor taste of Pokemon go. Oh, I read, love that one. Huge fan of the show. Well, so, uh, I thank you for, for such a wonderful review, but, but uh, maybe we could do a little better on the Pokemon go. Let's just do a little better on the PokemonGo. Let's not offend everyone and make them better. We need, uh, we need as many fives we can get you're right. You're right. I'm so sorry. And done.
Loren (11:58):
I love it. Who am I going to be?
B Mo (12:01):
Oh God. Yeah. Dooby dooby. Do I've been thinking about this since a previous episode, when we found out we both were in love with the teenage mutant Ninja turtles, and I would like you to be the one and only miss April O'Neill
Loren (12:16):
Did she speak a certain way or am I just doing general reporter here? Cause I can do general reporter real well,
B Mo (12:22):
You know what? Let's call it general reporter because personally I can't remember what her voice truly was.
Loren (12:28):
Perfect. Here we go. And did you know I wasn't actual entertainment reporter for WBZ news radio 10 30. Oh yeah.
B Mo (12:35):
Oh wow. So, so this is, this is pro you are April O'Neil,
Loren (12:41):
April O'Neil reporting outside of the teenage mutant Ninja turtle home, which is obviously in a sewer. This week. We would like to thank raspberry lavender oatmeal, Emily Grant Sousa, Hillary Smith. Thank you all because you all sent me DMS to say how much you enjoy the podcast. I'm so appreciative and I'll talk to you next week. I'm a female Reporter and I'm going to talk through my nose because that's apparently what they make everyone do. I don't understand it.
B Mo (13:12):
There is a certain like reporter voice that is like, I was watching the news yesterday and he was like, well, you know, that adapt. And I was like, why are you, why are you like, is this Scott like what's happening
Loren (13:24):
Weirdly robotic. I don't get it. Um, yo Matt and I are currently sharing in ear headphones. And I think we're gross.
B Mo (13:33):
Um, I also think you're not going to lie to you. That's a little funky.
Loren (13:41):
It is gross. I it's so funny. Cause we have the exact same pair of headphones and for awhile we were able to keep them separate. And for some reason lately, I think we've just been really busy and we've been like throwing them around the house. And I realized, I was like, Oh sh--, I don't think these are mine. And I think he's using. And it's just, But I don't know if I should tell it. I should probably just clean them and then not tell him, but it's kind of gross, right?
B Mo (14:05):
Yeah. So we have from, you know how, when you get an iPhone or like an, any Apple product, they give you like a set of headphones, the cheap little set. So we have like a trillion of them. And for whatever reason, the ones I have got with my Apple products, I have put away to be mine. And somehow they all end up being Sarah's. So I don't quite know how this happens, but I'll always like find them vent in her drawers and I'll be like, where are my headphones? Where am I? Where are they? And she'll be like, Oh, um, I think I might've used them, blah, blah, blah. And she'll be like, whatever, just take those ones. And I'm like, no, I don't want your funky ear juice all over, up in my ears. I don't want this. I don't know what you do with your ears. I'm sure you them, but I just don't want whatever is in there in mine.
Loren (14:54):
Okay. We say this every week, but Sarah and I really are strikingly similar and we should just have a girl's podcast spin off one day.
B Mo (15:02):
Kingly similar, like outrageously similar. But like we have fought that battle for quite a time. And then I got air pods and that is the one I have been able to protect because if I saw her with an air pod, I'd be like, I know you don't have any, so you can, you can pop that right out of you. Yeah.
Loren (15:18):
You're broke. You don't have these. I do know. I know. They're so expensive, dude. It's crazy. Yeah.
B Mo (15:24):
It's so weird. But there are a lot of weird things like for being married, you end up like in a weird spot where you're like, this is something I would never want to do with another human. Why am I doing it right now?
Loren (15:34):
You know what though? My husband and I have been together for over eight years and we've been married for almost four and I can count on one hand. The number of times I have peed in front of him. Like we do not. That is one thing that we do not do. I mean, it happens. Thank you. Yeah. And I mean, I fart in front of him all the time. We've talked about this.
B Mo (15:54):
Amen. Amen to that. Yeah. You get to rate and review the farts. That's a blessing in disguise. That's good. That's how that has to go
Loren (16:01):
Do it again. Um, yeah. We
B Mo (16:04):
Brilliant call back To episode one. If you missed it, go back.
Loren (16:07):
Exactly. You know, it's not like we pretend like neither one of us does regular bodily functions. Um, but I don't know. It just, for some reason, like that is a line that we so rarely cross. We only cross it. Like when we really, really have to.
B Mo (16:21):
Yeah, absolutely not. This is a super TMI, but whatever. I don't care.
Loren (16:26):
Oh, here we are. What did I, I TMI'd something before, too. I don't even remember. Yeah. But Oh my, my poops pizza bagels. So how could I forget
B Mo (16:37):
Podcasts back to do-do? So there are plenty of times that I'll be doing work in the living room or whatever, and the bathroom is close enough. So if I have to go do some business, I will literally put on a TV. I will put on music in the living room or whatever. She'll be like, why are you putting this on? And be like, because I got to poop.
Loren (16:56):
[inaudible]
B Mo (16:57):
Why, why do you need to do this? And I was like, because I don't want anyone to hear me have to poop. That's it. Like, I I'm not about it. And I don't think you need to know my poop schedule in how I work. All right.
Loren (17:08):
I can guarantee you, she knows your schedule 100%,
B Mo (17:15):
but I was like, no, just you're Going to watch Dr. Phil for 15 minutes.
Loren (17:19):
You better hope that the cash me outside girls redrawn. Seriously, honestly, though, like speaking of knowing schedules and stuff, like there is a face that my husband makes like a sound in the morning where I'm like, Oh, and my daughter looks at me like, is dada okay? I'm like, are you just going to poop? It's okay. That's true. Oh my God. Um, and um, I'm just gonna go right into weirdness of the week. Shockingly does not have to do with bodily functions. This whole episode was like buried.
B Mo (17:49):
This was a unique, unique episode.
Loren (17:51):
That's what happens when I plan it. I'm pretty sure I planned this one. I'm very sorry. I apologize. So a weirdness of the week, uh, I will fully admit that I do have a Google alert on myself, which I don't know if that makes me smart or just like totally narcissistic. What is a Google alert? So really? Yeah.
B Mo (18:13):
I, I, I don't know. It's weird because everyone thinks I'm so tech savvy, because I do things on Tik TOK and I don't know diddly poo about it. Okay.
Loren (18:22):
So you're famous. So you should probably do this. Um, so you can set up alerts for certain things. So like, if you wanted to be alerted any time your name comes up in a Google search within news or something like that, or yeah, an article. That's definitely. So I dunno if I set mine up years and years and years ago and I got some,
B Mo (18:44):
I just be Googling myself. That's like every day, anything new,
Loren (18:49):
Sometimes it's sad. It's scary to go. I Googled myself and I found that my feet were on some website, like rate feet.com. They do pretty well. My toes. Yeah. I was shocked
B Mo (19:01):
To be fair. They do get rated pretty high. So
Loren (19:04):
I'll find out more information on that and send it back to you next week. I'm going to, you know, I will. Um, but so I got a Google alert the other day and it was like Loren Raye arrested for DUI. And I was like, ah, I certainly was not. So it weirdness of the week is having the same name as someone who got arrested in butts County, B U TTS. I swear to God not making it up. God bless butts, County, Georgia, uh, Loren Raye Turner, 57 years old, a DUI, uh, and speeding 71 in a 45 to which I say, dude, just get an Uber please. Yes. That's an aggressive move. Enjoy your drinks. Do whatever you want. I have no problem with that. Just get yourself an Uber. Okay. Loren Raye Turner, please do.
B Mo (19:52):
But honestly, what's butts County, like, like what is what's going on in butts County?
Loren (19:58):
This whole episode is talking about poops and we close it out with butts,
B Mo (20:03):
But let's for the nine, nine and the 2000. And I, I forget the next lyric dead, dead back. Yeah. Oh man. That's exactly this episode. That's I dunno how we got there. Speaking of butts, just a random thing. This has nothing to do with anyone. Who's probably not going to be interesting to anyone at all. We had one teacher in high school that it was a Rite of passage for like, I think it was mainly just like the athletes like the guys, but every year at every, uh, dance, whether it was prom, semi, whatever, there was a moment where someone just yelled butts on Nielsen and everybody ran over and everyone would just shake butts on this teacher.
Loren (20:48):
Oh, that seems wildly inappropriate in 20, 21
B Mo (20:51):
And you would see how cringey and uncomfortable she wasn't. I hate, I don't know how this became a thing. I hate that it is a thing. And I hate that everyone knows it's a thing. And it's just okay with all these bucks in me, but like, whatever. But yeah, thinking about that, that's whenever I hear, but I think of butts on neilson.
Loren (21:10):
You know, it was a different time. I think if we learned nothing else through this podcast, the nineties in the two thousands were a different time and we're making a lot of progress.
B Mo (21:19):
We were super rowdy it's cause like a lot of things were going well at the time. So we were just like, you know what, whatever do what you want. Just spine. Just go be rowdy, put butts on teachers, poop with the TV on, do what you need to do.
Loren (21:31):
Thank you for listening. This was a great episode. Uh, rate, review, subscribe. Please tell your friends post about it on your stories. Tag us when you do that. It makes my day. If I see it, I promise I will try to repost it. Uh, if, if I see it in time. So thank you. Follow us at B Mo the Prince at D M O the Prince at Loren, right? L O R E N R a Y E. See you next week.
B Mo (21:54):
Butts on Neilson!