Brought to you by Furbies. First and foremost, a BIG thank you to everyone who has subscribed, listened, rated, reviewed this podcast and told their friends. We are so very grateful! Our launch was a huge success because of you! Next, B Mo finds out that home ownership is a drag and then we move into Bootleg Cameo (Daria + Ross from Friends). Later, B Mo needs some marriage counseling (apparently hand washing is a real problem) and finally, Weirdness of the Week (hint: you might be That Guy at the gym!).
INTRODUCTION:
Your hosts: The Millennial Prince (B Mo the Prince of Tik Tok fame) and The Badass Chick (radio’s Loren Raye) chat about life, liberty and the pursuit of the 90s. Follow us on social! @bmotheprince + @lorenraye
First and foremost, a BIG thank you to everyone who has subscribed, listened, rated, reviewed this podcast and told their friends. We are so very grateful! Our launch was a huge success because of you! Next, B Mo finds out that home ownership is a drag and then we move into Bootleg Cameo (Daria + Ross from Friends). Later, B Mo needs some marriage counseling (apparently hand washing is a real problem) and finally, Weirdness of the Week (hint: you might be That Guy at the gym!).
PODCAST EPISODE SUMMARY
-Thank you for a great launch!
-B Mo isn’t pleased with home ownership
-Bootleg Cameo (Daria + Ross from Friends)
-Marriage counseling
-Weirdness of the Week
QUOTABLES:
“I had such a crush on Jonathan Taylor Thomas. It was not okay. It should have been illegal.” - Loren Raye
“The new house has non-slam cabinets. It’s such a sign of being old: ‘Oh, the cabinet doors don’t slam…It’s so wonderful’.” - B Mo the Prince
“If you saw when I immediately finished shaving, it looked like I killed Big Foot. Like Chewbacca had just gotten a hair cut in here.” - B Mo the Prince
“When I think of people that are like, ‘Yo Bro Culture Yo,’ I just think they’re stupid.” -Loren Raye
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Introduction (00:00):
Nonsense and nostalgia with B Mo the Prince. "Some mom brought her daughter over to me at a restaurant. She was like, I don't know who you are. But my daughter said, you're the millennial guy?" And Loren Raye, "a cool mom. What is that? Not me. I just record audio in the closet. And I never shower." Brought to you by Furbies. ::shudders::
B Mo (00:22):
I 100% still firmly believe that Furbies kill people in their sleep.
Loren (00:25):
Half of the Unsolved murders. Definitely just the Furbies.
B Mo (00:28):
In fact, it's a simple fact. Welcome to nonsense and nostalgia where the millennial Prince in the bad-ass chick talk about life, Liberty and the pursuit of the nineties. Hello Loren.
Loren (00:41):
Hi B Mo this is awesome.
B Mo (00:44):
This is the first episode, technically that we have like real whole reviews and stuff like a bunch of them.
Loren (00:52):
Yeah. This is the first episode that we've recorded since releasing the first six episodes.
B Mo (00:57):
Yeah. It's kind of Bananagrams to everyone. I know we do our little out section, but to every human being that jumped in and listened to and supported, like thanks, bro. This has been crazy
Loren (01:10):
Seriously. And thank you for telling your friends. And I told a story, I think in episode one about how we ran into screen doors and mine, I ran into, after I was super drunk and like made out with my best friend's cousin and, uh, I heard from the cousin. So it's just like super fun to see all these people reaching out and it just means the world. And thank you for listening and
B Mo (01:35):
Just looking at the, like the numbers like I did. I am floored. I did not under any circumstance, expect this many people to give a damn.
Loren (01:42):
Me neither. It's nice to see that it's resonating. And it means the world.
B Mo (01:47):
And I think my favorite part I'm going to be honest line is that we're leaving people wanting more. Some people are saying they want more longer episodes, but naw Nope, 20 minutes. That's what you get. It leaves you wanting to come back. You know, it's a strategy
Loren (02:01):
Exactly.
B Mo (02:03):
I know you are, you have owned a home before you are an adult. You are an adult person. Me and Sarah just bought one and we finally are officially moved in. And so we're standing in like the living room and she was doing something I'm just standing there like staring at everything like a psycho. And I looked at her and I just said, yeah, no. And she was like, what? And I was like, we're, we're not adult enough to be doing this. This is incorrect. Who thought this was a good idea to let us just have a whole house to ourselves. This is stupid. So Loren, what I need is your reassurance right now? What are we screwing up? Like, is this,
Loren (02:49):
Oh, no, no. That is a very normal feeling. And I will tell you, it never goes away because every single day that something goes wrong. You're like, Oh yeah, no, this is my responsibility. This is a fun fact. Our dishwasher broke, I think the second week of COVID lockdown. And that was the beginning, obviously where yes, we were all terrified of letting people into our homes, which we still are to some degree. But like that was when no one had any idea what was happening with this virus. And so my husband and I are like, well, we can't call someone to come and fix it. And we can't go to Lowe's and buy a new one. So we literally had to like, pull that stupid thing out of the wall, take out this drain behind some panel, bring it outside, hanging upside down. And it was like completely our responsibility. And it sucked
B Mo (03:36):
Band-aids and duct tape. That's all just covered in band-aids and duct tape. That's the only thing I know.
Loren (03:43):
I know. Well, it's funny. I don't know if you and Sarah want to have kids, but if you do wait until you do have children and then you're going to be like, are you sure I'm an adult? And I'm allowed to do this? Like, it is bizarre,
B Mo (03:55):
Right? Well, when like our friends helped us move in a bunch of them, their wives came later with like the kids and stuff. So the house was full of kids. And then Sarah got, Oh, Willy nilly there for a minute. And she was like, um, one of my friend's sons, like miles, do you want to stay? Do you want us to babysit? And you can stay at the house. And then all of a sudden, like started offering it to everyone else. And I'm sitting in the corner like, Hey girl, Hey, Hey, Hey, focus up here. I know we don't need a house full of children. We don't Sarah, what do you know? Just cause we got a house now don't mean we need to start a daycare. What are you doing exactly. Exactly. Last night, we tried to figure out how to use our washer and dryer and the dryer wouldn't like start. So she goes over there and she's like trying to figure out electrical. I'm like flipping every switch. I can find that's in the basement. And then finally, like I unplug it and I was like, what is happening here? And just plugged it in the other side and then pushed the button. And it went on. I was like, Oh, I, I fixed it. And you better believe I ate that up with a spoon and acted like I was Tim, the tool man Taylor, like, yeah.
Loren (04:57):
Without it. Oh yes. Do. Um, I forgot about that. I had such a crush on Jonathan Taylor, Thomas. It was not okay. It should have been illegal.
B Mo (05:08):
middle parts, baby.
Loren (05:10):
You're right. I know. But you know, what's funny though, like when we were younger, was there an age in your head where you were like, wow, that person is so grown up because to me it was always 25 to me. It was like, when I'm 25, I'm going to have the exact job I want and I'm going to be making so much money and I'm going to own a house and I'm really going to have my ** together. And then when I turned 25, I was like, what is happening?
B Mo (05:38):
Right. Like there's an age. I can't, I don't remember what the age was for me. What you just described is so wildly accurate. I can't even put into words how accurate that is because at 25, I was an idiot in high school that thought like, all right, maybe 21, 22, I'll find me a nice lady and settled down. We'll be, we'll have children at 25. And we will be rich in a palace. And, and I was like drunk on my like local bar having my friends dragged me home at 25 to my mom's house. So none of those things happened. It was chaotic. Our adulthood still hasn't hit me. So we'll see someday. So like we were saying lots of love. I always say we got to give love to the people who give love and lots of y'all gave some love.
Loren (06:25):
Oh, we have, I think a hundred podcast reviews at the time of us recording this right now, which is amazing. Yes, dude. Well, it is it's ratings, it's ratings and reviews, but I thought maybe four people would be like, eh, this is okay. I'll give it a three. Yeah,
B Mo (06:39):
Yeah. Like, yeah, this, this was a fun 20 minutes for like that. I did not.
Loren (06:46):
No, I didn't see. Some people did give us fours. That's actually respect it.
B Mo (06:51):
I'll take a listen, I'll take it. Like you gotta hold out that five for really the next level type of stuff. So I, I, yeah, I'll accept that. But um, so we do our shout outs and we do them as nineties icons. Bootleg. Yes. I forgot the name bootleg. We're going to have to have Nick make a Cool bootleg cameo thing,
Loren (07:10):
Producer, Nick, get on that please. And then send us a bill. Thank you,
B Mo (07:16):
Bootleg Cameo. We, uh, do, uh, impression of a nineties icon and we shout out our shout outs. So, uh, would you like to go first? Sure. I want you to do your shout outs as a Daria.
Loren (07:30):
Oh yes. I love Daria. Um,
B Mo (07:34):
There's a lot of that. Yeah.
Loren (07:37):
Uh, like the girl that was cynical and was like critical of every single other person. Yeah. Um, all right. I'm just going to basically go down a list. It's not everybody, but I'm just going to throw out some names of people that wrote us reviews. So I just want to say, thank you. Thank you to K M M one Oh three, one Oh D Johnson, D Lita MBC, 1977 L L one two, three, ABC. Very creative Cassa nah handra Tom Kelly. That's our friend with the podcast. Tom Kelly, EAL B3, one eight handstand lady caravan, Renee music, man. One and Loren koala. Thanks.
B Mo (08:12):
I'm not going to lie, like, because we're shouting out so many people, it made it 10 times better. Cause it seemed like we did not give a because we really do care. That's what makes it so funny. It literally was like, yeah, thank you. Nice name, blah, blah, blah. Like that was fantastic.
Loren (08:29):
Oh my God. No, every single one of you super, super grateful. There's more to come. We will keep thanking you in our upcoming episodes. Can't thank everybody. But it truly means the world to us. So thank you. Okay. I want you to be Tommy boy,
B Mo (08:47):
I have not seen. What is this? I have not seen this.
Loren (08:50):
You haven't seen Tommy boy. Cause neither have I. And I'm not judging you. This says so about why we're friends.
B Mo (08:56):
Oh man. Yeah, I know. I've heard of Tommy boy. I have literally never. Is it a movie? It's a movie. Right?
Loren (09:03):
And now again, people who are listening want to punch me in the throat because I cannot think of his name. He was on SNL. He died. Oh.
B Mo (09:13):
Oh, okay. I think I know Chris Farley.
Loren (09:20):
I never saw that. You know what, can we talk about that in the next episode? Like major entertainment moments that we just never saw?
B Mo (09:27):
Yes. Because I am super that person pretty bad.
Loren (09:32):
Okay. Good. All right. So I'll make you be we'll we'll choose someone else. Um, Ross from friends, uplifting people, Daria and Ross. Sorry guys.
B Mo (09:43):
I also didn't watch a ton of friends, but all right. Well, so Ross was what kind of Daria-esq
Loren (09:47):
Hey, I'm Ross. I'm a total loser and the worst character on the entire show. Make terrible decisions about women.
B Mo (09:54):
All right. Well, um, okay, well then it seems fair that if I'm going to be Ross, then I'm giving my shout out to disappointed mama that's. That is the username. Disappointed mama, which started off. I love the banter between them such a great laugh and smile podcast. Like, okay. I, I get it. It's it's fun. But like laugh and smile, laugh and smile, whatever. But thank you. Disappointed mama. I have no idea. I have no idea if that is an accurate
Loren (10:29):
He was a Total dope, but
B Mo (10:30):
I did crush Whoopi Goldberg a couple episodes ago. So I'm going to live in that moment still.
Loren (10:35):
And you crushed Mrs. Doubtfire.
B Mo (10:37):
Oh, that's facts. Big facts there. All right. Yeah. So I can, I can mail one in with Ross, but thank you. Disappointed mama. Because it was a very, very nice review. It was very sweet. I think we're shooting for laugh and smile, right?
Loren (10:51):
Oh definitely. Oh yes.
B Mo (10:52):
So I'm glad that it worked for at least one person. All right. So we did marriage counseling before for you. Now I need a little counseling for myself cause Sarah be acting a fool. Um, this is a weird question, Loren, what is your process by which you wash your hands? Like step me through you just walked into the bathroom, going to wash your hands. What do you do?
Loren (11:20):
Okay. I turn on the sink. I get my hands wet. Then I go over to the soap, you know, squirt, squirt soap and then scrub, scrub, scrub, and then hands under. Yeah, hands under the water and then dry my hands wash wash. Well, sorry. That's a Daniel tiger song. Yes, that is how I do it. Okay.
B Mo (11:41):
What does the bathroom look like when you're done washing your hands? Because you, you splash some water on those hands first, right?
Loren (11:48):
I do. But um, my bathroom is still soaking wet cause I do clean up after myself. Okay.
B Mo (11:54):
So then you and Sarah, the same person, because for a year, like no, actually two years, cause we lived in this apartment for two years and every time I would go into the bathroom, even like hours later, there would just be water all over the sink. And I was like, what is happening here? Like, who were you waterboarding in our bathroom? Like, what is, what is happening in our bathroom when you wash your hands? Sarah and I never ever asked until maybe like a month ago. And I was like, Sarah, what the hell are you doing in the bathroom? Why are you taking a full shower in the sink? And she was like, Oh, well, you know, I just get my hands wet versus then soap women, you know, just live, whatever. It's a really messy process though. I don't know why washing your hands has to be so messy. And I go because it doesn't Sarah. Like she like then tried to call me out in a group chat with all our friends asked, Hey, guts, how do you wash your hands? Is it water first or soap first? And literally everyone was like, I put some soap on and then we wash our hands because it would make a mess.
Loren (12:57):
Oh. So I really am just like Sarah. Yeah.
B Mo (13:00):
So, so much for getting some marriage counseling since y'all are the same.
Loren (13:04):
I'm so sorry. No, I just feel like you need to lubricate your hands with the water before putting the soap on because otherwise it feels gross. I understand that. Even if it feels gross, you're then gonna wash your hands and it'll feel fine. But I don't like that momentary feeling.
B Mo (13:20):
All right. I think you're both crazy. I'm sorry, both nutty, but she also, so she has, uh, started something else too that I would like some help on too. Yeah. So now we're in the new place. The house has those non slam cabinets or drawers, which are like, and that's such a sign of being old as being like, Oh, the cabinets don't slam. It's so wonderful. But it is. And so now Sarah has gotten in the habit of every time I go into the kitchen, there's just like a couple drawers that are still open. So I don't know if she is like taking it back a little bit on how to slam a thing. Shut. Like you can slam it. It's not going to slam, but she's just not closing them. And yesterday I was in the kitchen and I was staring at a cabinet that she hadn't shut. And I was like, Sarah, what's happening here. And then she looked left and then realized she at the same time had left two other cabinets open and the fridge
Loren (14:15):
And the fridge. No, that's a problem. You need to close all of those things. That is a hazard.
B Mo (14:21):
Yes. Thank you. We got to keep the food. Cool. Sarah, what are you doing out here?
Loren (14:26):
Seriously? That is a total hazard. Oh my God. I'm sorry. It is hard to live with other people. Sometimes my husband has. Yeah, well you have a beard, right? And my husband does too. And I don't know if you trim yours, like over the sink in the bathroom or whatever. I don't. Yeah. His tiny little beard hairs are everywhere. It is so gross. And God forbid, if he uses a towel afterwards to dry himself off, God forbid, he leaves that towel out instead of like putting it on the floor, which would indicate that it is no longer to be used. God forbid he leaves it out and I then use it. I look down and it's all over me. It's gross.
B Mo (15:09):
If you've got a beard and you're a fresh look and fella like myself and, uh, Mr. Bosso over there, like, uh, yeah, you got to trim up and look pretty. And I do leave some little hairs all up in the sink that Sarah will be like, why didn't you do this? And I'll be like, Sarah, if you saw one, like I immediately finished shaving. It looked like I killed Bigfoot. Like Chewbacca had just got a haircut in here. So I cleaned it up a little bit. But,
Loren (15:34):
But that's why she leaves the water on there, dude.
B Mo (15:37):
It's a fair point. Yeah. It is a fair point. All right. I digress then. So now we dip into what is my favorite thing sometimes is, uh, the weirdo or weirdness of the week.
Loren (15:51):
I think it's nicer to say weirdness, by the way I was thinking about it. Yeah.
B Mo (15:59):
Let's not make it a personal attack. Just like, yeah. Weirdness doesn't mean you're a weirdo. Cause we all do some weird stuff.
Loren (16:02):
Oh, I'm a weirdo. But yeah. We're just going to say the weirdness. Yeah. I like that. Yeah.
B Mo (16:07):
The week. And um, to me it is bro culture in general and I'm not talking about like Pauly D and the guys at Jersey shore. I'm talking about going to the gym. I heard this conversation and all it was was like, yo bro, bro. Nah, bro. I said bro, but, but the, the weirdest part of it is I hate hearing this and I hate that people talk that way and someone asked me to spot them at the gym and you know what I said, I was like, Oh I got you bro. Let's let's do it. Alright bro. Come on bro. And then he was, and I, I hear it leaving my mouth and it was like word vomit. I couldn't stop it. I was just like, Hey bro. Yeah. Great job bro. Oh, you're lifting heavy Bro. Like what happened to me? So I don't know if I'm the weirdo or if bro culture is the weirdness or whatever, but I just, I would like that to stop.
Loren (16:57):
My husband doesn't call anybody bro. Either. Except for me sometimes when he wants to like really get under my skin, I'm like, Oh really? But no, I'm not into it either. And I don't know for some reason, and this might not be real. Right. It's probably just made up in my head. But when I think of people that are like, yo bro culture, yo, I just think they're stupid.
B Mo (17:15):
It's a fair point.
Loren (17:17):
It's nice. But I do. I wonder I'm like, how intelligent are you? What's going on up there? What do you got besides all of the muscles?
B Mo (17:25):
I, I genuinely feel like at least three quarters of my brain shut off when he asked me to spot him. And that was all I had left.
Loren (17:31):
Maybe that's what happens. They just walk into a gym setting and it's like poop, everything shuts off. And they just don't know how to function
B Mo (17:40):
Anyway. Let's, let's stop with that and, and talk like real people. That's all I ask.
Loren (17:46):
Thank you for listening. Thank you for rating reviewing and subscribing and following. I think because of you, I got a lot more followers on Instagram, so I'm super grateful B Mo. You have a ton. Uh, you can follow me at Loren Raye, L O R E N R a Y E. And you are
B Mo (18:03):
BMO the prince.
Loren (18:06):
And honestly go to our Instagram and tell us that you'd liked an episode or send us a message or something that makes my day.
B Mo (18:12):
I love hearing what people liked, what they didn't like. What was funny? Someone commented on. Um, remember I forget which episode where I said I didn't like dishwashers or whatever. And they were like, and by the way, you definitely need to get a different dishwasher. Yours is, yours is just busted. I was like, yeah, you're right. I got a whole new house instead. So we're good.
Loren (18:32):
Well, that's fine. My little cousin is gen Z and I got a text from her last night and she goes, I felt personally attacked in episode two.
B Mo (18:39):
The war is on. All right, well, uh, we still don't have a sign off. So, um, sighing, Saynoara suckers.